Hey Oppo, I have a question for you.

"VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely" (vajazzlemcdildertits) 01/05/2017 at 13:47 • Filed to: dumbledore, harry potter, sad

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Imagine if you were Dumbledore and you were looking at really terribly produced porn featuring a number of young people. What would your facial expression look like?

I imagine something akin to just, tired sadness. I bet he’s seen it all so it’s not worth an overt reaction.

For Sweden > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 01/05/2017 at 13:48

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Why is Dumbledore using filthy muggle tech

Jcarr > For Sweden 01/05/2017 at 13:51

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Accio smut!

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Wingardium leviosa!

EL_ULY > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 01/05/2017 at 13:52

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porn featuring young people eh......

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 01/05/2017 at 13:58

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You ass. The juxtaposition of Dumbledore and watching sex acts has put me in mind of something... horrible.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Immortal_(fan_fiction)

It was…………………………………DUMBLYDORE !

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 01/05/2017 at 13:59

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I suspect Dumbledore could use a little magic wand waving and clean that porn up in post. Wouldn’t want to waste good porn, now would we?

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > EL_ULY 01/05/2017 at 14:10

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I meant young like eighteen, but honestly there are so many uses for a panel van.....

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/05/2017 at 14:12

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I have learned something great today.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 01/05/2017 at 14:13

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There are dramatic readings of this thing. It is legend... and very ‘ goffic’.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jcarr 01/05/2017 at 14:20

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*wang*guardium.

Jcarr > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/05/2017 at 14:23

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*wang hardium*